I’ve been to many places, in The Bronx, and what
I’ve noticed is everybody has to go back to school.
The English here has a lot to be desired. I went to
the pizza shop the other day, for a couple of slices,
and three young ladies entered to order their meals.
One young girl ordered and this is how she did it,
“Can I get two slices and a Pepsi”
I don’t know was that a question or a statement.
Better yet what the hell is that? Years ago I
remember ordering was like this,
“I’d like to order two slices and a Pepsi!”
This sounds so much better. I don’t know how
anybody else does it, or if it annoys you, but it
makes me nuts.


